I used to think that the Eagle's song "Life in the Fast Lane" was actually "Pike in the Bass Lane."
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think that the line in the song "Life in the Fast Lane" was "Fights in the Bat Plane".Anon
- i used to believe that the "fast lane" actually had some sort of tracks on it that made you go faster.— erin
- When I was a kid I used to think the "carpool lane" was an actual pool cars went swimming in— skeez
- I used to believe that the solid double yellow lines on highways were the motorcycle lane.— jeech
- I believed that the gap between the double yellow lines in the road was a special lane for motorcycles.— Joel
- I used to believe that Eagle Brand Condensed Milk was actually an eagle's milk!Anon