I used to hear the phrase "drinking and driving" when i was young and being too young to know about drunkess i thought it meant any drink-- I'd see a lady drinking a bottle of water in her car and go "MUMMY THAT LADY'S DRINKING AND DRIVING!!" she'd always laugh at me and made me feel like crap & I didn't know why.
A childhood belief about criminals

others believed things like this
- i used to believe that drinking and driving was when you were drinking while driving— fay
- as a young child i thought poo was brown from eating chocolate and pee was yellow from drinking apple juice!Anon
- I always thought there was a drinking age for coffee, because it was an adult drink like beer and wine.Anon
- Drinking exactly 3 litres of sunny delight made you turn orange.Anon
- until 12 yo i thought buying and drinking coffee was illegal when you were under 18:) — smarty
- If i was drinking out of the toilet, i could have been killed!— Slinx