"Dancing Queen, feel the beat from the tangerine, oooh yeaaaaah" ...
I used to think that tangerines used to make a special sound when you hit them. Cue squashed citrus fruit all over the house. My mother was not happy.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- My Dad told me that the Queen of England had a solid gold toilet and a special servant to wipe her backside.— Cat
- When I was a child, I used to believe that onions came from tangerines.Anon
- When the Queen Mother died when I was quite upset because I thought royalty did not die.— Carrie
- My sister thought a fruit machine (the gaming device) could turn one item of fruit into another.— Richard Davies
- When I was 4, I thought that if I ate Fruit Gushers, my head would turn into a fruit. — Joe
- I used to believe if you ate a seed from a fruit, a tree of that fruit would grow inside you — kels