I used to think that the word "Nazi" rhymed with the word "Navy" and they rhymed because the Nazis had invented the concept of a navy.
A childhood belief about wars

others believed things like this
- when i was little i thought that NAVY SEALS were actual seals that were navy blueAnon
- I used to believe that, in a deep and profound kind of way, the words "door knob" rhymed with "said so". — Katie
- My sister thought that "Ice, Ice Baby" by Vanilla Ice was actually "US Navy".Anon
- I used to believe that I actually invented the word "excellent".— poop jacket
- Up until 8th grade or so, I was convinced that I invented the word "Fart"— Jonah
- In first grade, I thought that if I've never heard of a word before, then it wasn't a word.— Destiny