Up until 8th grade or so, I was convinced that I invented the word "Fart"
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- I was about 6 and thought my family invented the fart because I never heard anyone outside my family do it.— Bob
- I used to believe that I actually invented the word "excellent".— poop jacket
- I was told in first grade that if you fart burp and sneeze at the same time you would blow up— bob doodle
- In first grade, I thought that if I've never heard of a word before, then it wasn't a word.— Destiny
- I used to believe if you fart hard enough you can fly— Bob
- I used to believe that when you fart, your tummy was breathing!— Nicholas Orsmond