My friend's little sister put her own surrealist spin on the carol "Ding Dong Merrily On High".
Last year she came out with the line "Gloria - Susanna is an extension" ...
A childhood belief about hymns

others believed things like this
- row row row your boat gently down the stream...merrily merrily merrily merrily life's a butter bean.— bleeslady
- I used to believe that all the first names of judges was Justice till I was doing my 4th high school year.— Tafadzwa
- i didn't beleive this, but a kid my sister knew thought if he screamed in a really high voice, he ran faster.Anon
- I used to think that if I ate a Wunderbar chocolate bar, I could spin around and become Wonder Woman. — Miss Naive
- My friend's mom told my friend's little sister thatI when a dog died, it went to a retirement home.— ellen
- I used to believe the tv serie "Doctor Who" was a spin off from James Bond... (until I saw an episode)Anon