I thought when you get married you have to fill out a form to get a baby and then you get one.
A childhood belief about marriage

others believed things like this
- when I was little I used to think you had to have a baby before you got married!— Supergirl
- When I will little I used to believe that when you got married, you signed a contract to order a baby! LOL— Kriatina
- I thought the name Phillip was actually spelled "Fill Up"— Natasha H
- I thought God drove a car like ours - a Honda. The song DID say "fill the heavens with sweet Accords..."— Dummy
- When I was little, I thought the singular form of geese was "gee"— Kate
- i used to believe nuns were married to jesus and priests were married to mary.— sunshine