When I was little, I thought the singular form of geese was "gee"
A childhood belief about birds

others believed things like this
- My favorite excuse:
Must be those trouser geese again!— Tootie Fruity - I thought when you get married you have to fill out a form to get a baby and then you get one.— Danielle
- When I was a little kid I thought that salt was some form of an aged sugar.— Jodie
- I used to think that LSD was a form of marijuana.— Shirley B.
- That poop was pee, in solid form— PoopPeeBeliever
- my mom made me believe that if i swallowed my chewing gum, it would form one big wad in my stomach.— mimi