I always thought the song Blinded by the light went "Wrapped up like a dousche, another runner in the night"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that some day, they'd finally let the Coyote catch the Road Runner. I was so wrong. Le Sigh.— Givema Break
- I used to think that Steve Miller song "Big old jet airliner" was "Bingo Jed had a light out" — Skeeter
- The song 'there's a bad moon out to night.' i thought they were saying 'there's a bathroom on the right.'— kim in alabama
- I use to think that mummies were wrapped in toilet paper.— Glowworm
- My Dad told me that the big bales of hay wrapped in plastic sitting in the fields on farms were cow eggs.Anon
- I used to believe that you could curl your hair by twirling a strand of hair wrapped around your finger— Anonymous