I always thought that "Staying Alive" by the Bee Gees was sung by Aretha Franklin.
A childhood belief about songs

others believed things like this
- I used to think that Aretha Franklin's name was Urethra Franklin. Anon
- I used to think that the song"Stayin Alive" said "Staying In Line" like at school when I was little. — MacKenzie
- Whenever my fingers wrinkled from staying in the pool too long, I thought I was aging faster.— The Mortal Elf
- When my parents would tell me they were going to Miami I'd ask "How long are you staying in Yourami"?— Christy F
- I thought there were no pirates alive today!— Sp' Iyulgar
- I used to think Right Said Fred sung 'I'm too sexy for my lamb' instead of 'I'm too sexy for Milan'.— Nineties music was great