I used to think Right Said Fred sung 'I'm too sexy for my lamb' instead of 'I'm too sexy for Milan'.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I always thought Hot Chocolate were singing 'You Sexy PIG' instead of 'You sexy Thing.— Bilz
- I used to belive that the word sexy (depending on your sex)
ment you were very girly/boyish.— MysticDarkness - My Dad had me believe - for YEARS - that Lamb meat was man made.— Anthony
- when i was little, my mom told me if you ate to much salt, you'd wake up turned into a lamb. — Kristina
- When I was a kid I thought Mary had a little lamb whose FLEAS were white as snow.— jen
- I always thought that "Staying Alive" by the Bee Gees was sung by Aretha Franklin.Anon