I used to think the lyrics to the Pink Floyd song were "We don't need no Dukes of Hazzard" instead of "We don't need no dark sarcasm" I think it was because my mother wouldn't let me watch the show.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I thought that when you pressed the hazzard button in the car, the dukes of hazzard would come and save you.— smfd26
- Pink Floyd- Brick Wall.
I used to believe it was "we don't need no fart control" in the second line there.— Norwegian Dude From Kopervik - I used to think the line in Pink Floyd's Another Brick in the Wall was "No dogs allowed in the classroom."— Gretchen
- I was sure my stuffed dog "Floyd" could talk, but he chose not to.
— Cyn - i knew that if you ate beets your urine would turn pink and i thought if it was pink, then you could drink it.— JP
- I grew up in NY and used to believe that The Dukes Of Hazard took place during the Civil War.Anon