My mum always told me that she got me because she bought me from the baby shop.
A childhood belief about reproduction

others believed things like this
- When I was 4, I thought you chose and bought your baby at the hospital. I believed this until I was 6.Anon
- i beleived that when someone bought a new house, they would swap with the person they bought it from— c
- I used to believe it was illegal to shop at Goodwill unless you were poor.— Aretia
- I used to think that a strip mall was where you shop naked.— WD
- I always thought that shoplifting is about lifting the shop from the ground.— Helen
- I used to think testers were short for testacles! So in the shop i used to say can i try a testacle!— Ro