I used to think testers were short for testacles! So in the shop i used to say can i try a testacle!
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- Since the girls name Jackie is short for Jacqueline, I thought the boys name Jack was short for JackalAnon
- I used to believe it was illegal to shop at Goodwill unless you were poor.— Aretia
- I used to think that a strip mall was where you shop naked.— WD
- I always thought that shoplifting is about lifting the shop from the ground.— Helen
- I use to believe that a stripmall was a place where people could shop nakedAnon
- When i was really little, i thought that pharmacy was a shop where you could buy animals, like pigs and cows.Anon