I always saw "DONT DRINK & DRIVE" signs around my town. One of them was a martini glass with a key going through it, I thought that it was a saw going through that sign, and i thought it was "DON'T CUT THIS SIGN IN HALF!"
A childhood belief about criminals

others believed things like this
- I thought for the longest time that a No Standing traffic sign meant no person should stand near that sign.— Shannon
- I thought the no overtaking sign meant that red cars cannot drive by black cars.— Helen
- I used to believe the Do Not Pass signs on the roads meant you were'nt aloud to pass the sign. I was 14.Anon
- I thought that the sign "!" meant: "look at the wonderful landscape"— Giorgos
- i always thought that a DEAD END sign
as where they put all the road kill.
— pav - when the sign on the highway said do not pass and dad did i thought he would be in great dangerAnon