when I was at primary school, they put the hymns on a projector for us to sing. I was to young to read along and keep up with the singing, so I sang what I heard. I had a picture of Jesus dancing on a sofa in a party because of the hymn 'Lord Of Th Dance'- 'Dance then, whereever you may be, I am the Lord of the Dance Settee'
A childhood belief about hymns

others believed things like this
- the dance settee seems to be very popular... I'm another one who thought of Jesus dancing on a sofa....Anon
- I used to believe when a dog humped you it was trying to dance with you. Anon
- One of my friends used to believe that appendixitis was a Hawiian dance. — Jessica Tinch (belief by Tara Luethke)
- i used to believe i looked exactly like michael jackson when he dance - when i was jumping.— sandy.
- i used to believe that cats were aliens and dogs wanted to dance with them and eat pie!— joah nacobs
- I believed I could tap dance by moving my feet real fast. — Aussie