I used to think Kenny Rogers had 400 children and a crop in the field. Rather than 4 hungry children.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I was convinced that children weren't humans, only adults were, children were a total different race!— Leda
- My daddy used to think that there was a children-police that killed children who was bad— jonnie
- I used to think that only grown ups were "people".Children to me were no people ,they were just children.— Minny
- I used to believe that children stayed little.— Mel91
- I used to believe that when the streetlights came on it was illegal for children to be outside.Anon
- when I was a kid I used to believe that the sausage factory used children— lucas