When I was eight, I used to think that the towering water towers in town were actually secret government control centers that would direct the fire department or the police if something went wrong. I also used to think that they would watch us play outside, and if we did anything wrong, they would know and call the police.
I've debunked that theory, because we all know the government uses televisions to watch us =) j-k
A childhood belief about water towers

others believed things like this
- I thought the song "Karma Police" was actually saying "call the police" before I learned the title— Alberto Richardson
- When I used to see the sign 'police accident' I thought it meant that a police car had crashed.Anon
- When I was little I used to believe everything the government does is right and for the good of everyone.— Rob
- I used to wonder why the government didn't just make war illegal..— Samilton Duerheiser
- I wanted to be a police officer as a kid because I believe police officer's couldn't die.— Sam
- I used to think that at night at the beach the government would turn off the waves.— Caitlin