When I was younger, my dad always told me God was eternal. Not knowing what "eternal" meant, I thought he said, "God is a turtle." So now, even to this day, I imagine God as a turtle.
A childhood belief about characters

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that true love was eternal.— Pierce
- When I was a child i thought turtle wax, was to wax turtles.— J.P.
- I once asked my CCD teacher if eternal bliss in Heaven would get boring after a while.— Some Dude With A Name
- Turtles can fly. I believed it for ages.
My turtle got lost or probably died and I was told it flew away.Anon - When I was in Kindergarten I was told if I picked my nose my nose will go into eternal bleeding— Sam
- I used to believe that pickles were hot dogs made from turtle meat.— Jerry Moe the Gimp