My good friend use to sing "Hit me with your fist Chuck". The words were actually: "Hit me with your best shot".
I can't listen to that song without thinking of him.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- i used to think in the song "hit me with your best shot" was really "hit me while i'm on pot" yea.... i suck!!— Donna
- I thought the song "Hit me with your best shot" was "Hit me with your pet shark"Anon
- I thought that singer/songwriter was spelled this way: sing-a-song-writer...Anon
- in the song "show me heaven" i used to sing "make me breakfast" instead of "leave me breathless"Anon
- my brother used to believe that Ground Chuck meat was actually groundhog meat. Anon
- I used to believe that guns shot out blood because everytime somebody shot a gun in a movie you saw blood.Anon