When I was really young my mom told me that thunder was the sound of God bowling, and that when sun rays shone through clouds it was souls ascending from a graveyard.
I figured out the truth when I was a little older, and at that point swore that if I ever had kids I would look up the real answers to their questions rather than confuse them with nonsense.
A childhood belief about thunder and lightning

you weren't the only one
71 of you believed this
- i used to believe that when there was thunder and lightning god was playing bowling at a disco— georgia
- My Grama always told me that thunder was just God bowling and the lightning was when he got a strike!— Kim
- I used to belive that god was bolwing and every time thunder hit god got a stike— Greyhound
- I used to think that thunder was god bowling. My sister told me that.— Eli
- Thunder was my dead uncle in heaven playing a round of bowling with God.— Mike
- I was told as a child that the sound of thunder was from angels bowling in the clouds.— Patty, NY