When i was little i believed that pads were for moms and dads. Whenever they would go to work they would put one on so that they could pee their pants (since they didn't have a bathroom break like we did at school) and nobody would know.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- i used to believe that if i didn't work at school, i would have donkey ears, so now i work hard !!!— denis
- I believed that when you got married (the wife) you didn't have to work. Boy, was I fooled. ha ha ha— Patty
- When I was little, I believed that if I didn't go to the bathroom quick enough, I would actually explode.— Coco S.
- I thought that soccer moms were moms that played soccer!Anon
- I believed because my Dad and all of his brothers had beards that ALL dads had beards!Anon
- i used 2 think if u lied your pants would catch on fire cus of the sayin "lier lier pants on fire!"— nell