I believed for years that the Rolling Stones were singing, "I didn't mean to leave your pizza burning'" instead of "Beast of Burden."
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- i used to believe the rolling stones wrote rolling stone magazine.Anon
- I used to wonder why people didn't use his first name when they spoke of McJagger of the Rolling Stones.— silly me
- Actual lyrics: "I've never been your beast of burden"
My lyrics: "I've never been your big suburban"
— Big Suburban - I was sure that Led Zeppelin was the lead singer of the Rolling Stones.— dave
- I used to believe that if you ate the little seeds on pizza that pizza would grow out of your ears— chana
- When asked why he didn't finish eating the crust from his pizza, a young friend said "I don't eat the bone".— Dustin