I used to teach the song "I'm camping in Canaan's Land, it's really grand!" One of my little pupils thought the last words were "It's Billy Graham!"
A childhood belief about hymns

others believed things like this
- i thaught the michael jackson song billy jean song said Janet's not my son Anon
- I used to believe that Alexander Graham Bell was not just one person. I thought that they were three people!— J.D.
- I have floaters in my eyes, and I used to believe that I could see my pupils.Anon
- I used to believe that if i watched too much TV my pupils would take the shape of squares— Tilda
- I used to think that
"The land of make believe"
was
"The land of baked beans."— Baked Bean! - In old west lore, Billy the Kid was called 'buck toothed'. I thought this was because he sucked his thumb. — Monty