In our class were two girls called Emma who, for clarity, were known as "Emma" and "Em". I was a very proper little kid, and was highly offended when everyone started singing a song about their urinary functions - they were nice girls!
It went "A B C D E F G, H I J K
Em and Emma pee......."
A childhood belief about names

others believed things like this
- I thought that the difference between girls and boys was that girls have teeth.
Anon - I used to believe that grilled cheese was called 'girl cheese,' and only girls could eat it.— Paige
- I used to think it was possible for girls to pee standing up. I even tried.Anon
- I used to believe that girls pee was in their poop, because they have no penis.— s
- I used to believe that little boys grew up to be girls and little girls grew up to be boys. — Darin
- WHEN I WAS LITTLE I USED TO THINK THAT GIRLS GET BOOBS BY ONE DAY GOING TO SLEEP AND IT JUST HAPPENS— J.C