When I would get hurt, or get a splinter in my finger my mom would tell me that my dad used to be a doctor so he knew how to help me without hurting me. I seriously thought my dad used to be a doctor, and I would only let them help me after they told me that.
A childhood belief about family

others believed things like this
- my uncle was a doctor, so when he told me his vw could fly, i believed.— boodles
- I used to think eating raw potatoes would give you "BEZORES".
Our family doctor told me this— Moodycop - I once thought people would keep growing until they were as big as buildings if they didn't go to the doctor. — Tufty
- i used to belive that when the doctor opened his mouth and went aaaaaa i thought he was trying to eat me.— matt
- I used to want to be a doctor when I grew up, because doctors never die, as they can cure themselves.— Stuart
- i used to watch doctor who and every time i saw a darlic i wet myself literally.— Dan Barber