I have always had a problem with hearing lyrics incorrectly. I was convinced that Janet Jackson's "escapade" was about the Ice-capades
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I really, truly thought that Michael Jackson and Janet Jackson were the same person. Anon
- i thaught the michael jackson song billy jean song said Janet's not my son Anon
- I watched a Michael Jackson music video with my brother, and we were convinced he was a woman.— Adrian
- Actual lyrics: "I've never been your beast of burden"
My lyrics: "I've never been your big suburban"
— Big Suburban - When I was a kid I used to believe that Micahel Jackson had his own country- Thialand. Anon
- When I was young I used to think that Micheal Jackson was a girl.
— Jib Joseph