In the song All Star by Smashmouth I thought the line
"I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed"
was
"I ate the sharpest tool in the shed"
and I got these freaky images of a fat guy eating a saw.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- For years I heard the word "pedophile" and thought it meant a pedicurist's tool.— Lauren
- That Rabbit shed their tail when the seasons changed.— Jodi
- I thought that the star that Mary and Joseph followed was called Yonder, as in 'following Yonder star."— Kairow
- i thought the line "saving my face" from the KT Tunstall song of the same name was "shaving my face"Anon
- I used to think that the song"Stayin Alive" said "Staying In Line" like at school when I was little. — MacKenzie
- I thought the line in the song "more than a woman" was "four-legged woman".— boo