When I was little i thought lb for pounds was pronounced lubs, and i called them that for 2 years.
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- I used to think that pounds were called lubs since they are notated as lbs..— Katie
- I used to think that the abbreviation lb (for pounds) stood for Lilla-blams (like Kilograms)— Jake
- i thought the name Anon, was really a name...pronounced A-Non...haha i figured it out— Norman einstien
- Until very recently, I thought "archives" was pronounced like "are chives".— Mitsuki
- I thought that polystyrene was pronounced 'polly-STEE-LEE-an'.— Polly Stairiin
- I thought that Job in the Bible was pronounced "Jawb" and that it had something to do with Steve Jobs.Anon