This isn't mine it's my little sisters:
When she was in first grade she was in the school nativity play and they all had to sing 'away in a manger'
She was convinced the words were 'A Wayne in a manger'! Bless her she must have wondered who this wayne person was and what he had to do with jesus. It was around the time of Wayne Rooneys england debut though...
A childhood belief about hymns

others believed things like this
- My mum said that when I used to sing "noahs arc" at school I would sing "who built the arc, no one, no one"— Clare
- As a child I always wondered why I could see everyone else's face and not mine.— Amit
- I used to think God and Jesus were the same person. And I grew up Catholic.— Jackie Mullinix/st louis
- A[n] nth grade teacher only had to finish the nth grade when he or she was in school.— MD Caruso
- a friend was convinced that his school was an asylum, and couldn't be convinced otherwiseAnon
- I thought the England was EDGE-land but england was ENG-landAnon