One of my favorite Christmas carols was "God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen". There's the line in there that says "and save us all from Satan's powers." I thought it was "and save us all from saltine crackers." I never questioned why saltines were so evil.
A childhood belief about hymns
others believed things like this
- When I first heard the song "Constant Craving" by KD Lang, I thought she was singing "God save gravy."Anon
- I used to believe when there was a tsunami I could to put myself in a pool to save meAnon
- i used 2 beleive i wuz an alien that had to save the world from "bad guys"— me not u
- I used to believe that rocket ran on gasoline and that in order to save gas, we should end the space program.Anon
- I thought that when you pressed the hazzard button in the car, the dukes of hazzard would come and save you.— smfd26
- I use to believe if I had to pee real bad if I ate crackers it would soak it up— steve