Theres a bit in Avril Lavigne's Complicated where she sings "Honestly promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it". I was pretty sure I heard the line "Thomas please promise me I'm never gonna find you naked"
My flatmate at the time was a guy called Tom so it was particularly apt. It was like she was singing to me maaan, it was like Lavigne UNDERSTOOD.
Unahappy ending to this story though as I did inadvertently come home to find Tom naked.
Thanks for listening, this is far cheaper than therapy
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that when I went to the mountain I would find an ancient monster or find some treasure— Yazer Solorzano
- I used to believe jaywalking meant walking around naked in public (from naked as a JAY bird...)— Izzi
- I used to belive that if you didn't keep a promise you would have bad luck for the rest of your life— Rebbecca
- Well I once believed that when someone was home alone, they'd walk around naked..Anon
- For the longest time I didn't know that Spinal Tap wasn't a real group. No wonder I couldn't find their music.— Louis
- For the longest time I used to believe that the male ballet dancers were naked from the waist down.Anon