I used to think my grandmother had two, shall we say, back ends. I didn't realize the second one was cleavage.
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- When I was little I USED to THINK that hair grows by the ends.— Sirin
- My great grandmother died when I was 9. I didn't go to the funeral because I thought she'd be a skeleton. — Angela
- I used to believe that sky ends at the horizon and by crossing it we can go to another world..— Debasish Satapathy
- I used to believe that wind was created by the trees, that it came out of the ends of their branches. — STeve
- I used to believe that farts were triangular with the ends rounded so they wounded hurt.Anon
- My mom was always talking about "making
ends meat" but I don't ever remember having it served at dinner!— John Stees