There is a hymn with the line "I love those dear hearts and gentle people". My mother was horrified when my sister, who was 3 or 4, sang for the Prayer Meeting group "I love those dear hearts and DAMNED OLD PEOPLE"....
A childhood belief about hymns

others believed things like this
- When Madonna sang "let the choir sing" in "Like a Prayer", I thought she was singing "love by proxy"— Kristen
- I used to think that artichokes were animals because my mother said we were eating artichoke hearts. Anon
- When I was little I used to think that women had two hearts - one inside each breast.— Rick
- I used to believe that only people that were in love had a heart.— Nikki
- My buddy used to think that when Steve Millers sang "Jungle Love" he was actually saying "Chug-a-lug" — Harold
- I always hear Manic Street Preachers 'You Love Us' as 'You Love Arse'.— Lou