We had to do exercises (proto aerobics) in kindergarten to Simon and Garfunkel's 'Sounds of silence'. I was always confused by what I thought was 'And in the naked lad i saw/ 10,000 people, maybe more'. (It's 'in the naked light'.)
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I told someone once that my favorite band was the Funkel brothers- Simon and Garth.
(Simon & Garfunkel)— Josie - I used to believe jaywalking meant walking around naked in public (from naked as a JAY bird...)— Izzi
- I use to believe that a stripmall was a place where people could shop nakedAnon
- i told my mother that sex was when two people get naked and tell ghost stories.— linds
- I used to believe nude furniture was ,furniture with pictures of naked people on them.— Bethany Mote
- Well I once believed that when someone was home alone, they'd walk around naked..Anon