i used to think that in the song "ebony and ivory" he was singing "emily, amme-marie, sitting side by side on my piano keyboard". i thought for some reason he'd sat his two little girls on his piano...
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- i believed that the only musical instrument on earth was the piano.hey i was only 6 then!!!— velvetryn
- i used to believe the sound from a piano came from the keys hitting a stuff called "sploosh"{wierd, huh?}.— exploding buttox
- My music teacher once said that music in an electrical piano was made by little tiny men that lived inside it.Anon
- I used to believe that if I chewed on one side of my mouth too much the other side would get jealous.Anon
- i used to believe that everyone had a twin on the other side of the world.— tahnee
- I used 2 think that the scar on my side said "UNUSEABLE" LOL!!!!!!— John In Pennsylvania