To explain my new baby sister, I was told she came from The Baby Shop. They gave me a big box of Duplo and said that this was from my sister. I thought they had got a special deal, Buy a Baby, Get Free Toys!! (My mum sold the duplo when I got older, I was really sad, I wanted to keep three figures from the set.)
A childhood belief about reproduction

others believed things like this
- Until I was five, I used to think that women gave birth to baby girls and men gave birth to baby boys— Cassidy K
- My mum always told me that she got me because she bought me from the baby shop.— The world looks to me
- My sister thought that "Ice, Ice Baby" by Vanilla Ice was actually "US Navy".Anon
- My wicked sister told me that baby's come from the armpit-didn't matter male or female.Anon
- I thought my neighbor breastfed her baby because they were too poor to afford baby bottles. Maybe they were!— Kristen
- on "highway to hell" i always thought it goes "baby see, baby do" instead of "hey satan, payin´ my dues"— Miss Understood