when i was little my dad and i watched a show and there was a line on it where the main charectar kept shouting "The British are Coming, The British are Coming" like in the indapendance war, i didnt understand and asked him who the british were and why the were coming, and he said big men in red suits would come and get me if i didnt wash the dishes...i obediantly washed the dishes until i was 13.
A childhood belief about nationalities

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that anyone who wasn't British (as I am) thought of themselves as foreigners!— "velveire"
- My younger sibling thought that Brittany was the name of the country where British people livedAnon
- I used to believe the T.V show "War of the Worlds" was for real, that those aliens were REALLY coming for us. — Adelaida
- in this TV show i saw a snake coming up from the drain so everytime i take a shower i go really fast!— scared person
- I used to think that satellites were launched from satellite dishes.— Mike
- When I was young I used to believe that when it is raining God is crying or washing dishes.Anon