I thought Pink's "You make me sick" was "you make me sick, you make me look like a candlestick" LOL
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- When I was younger I asked my parents:
"If bees make honey, do flys make marmalade?"— Mike - I used to believe that the saying "2 wrongs don't make a right" was "2 wongs don't make a white"Anon
- When I was little I thought if you were sick the only way to get better was to give it to someone else.— Jen
- I thought pretending I was sick to stay home from school was called cookie not hookie.— Jen
- I used to believe that doctors could not get sick.Anon
- If you cut or pluck a cats whiskers they could get sick or die.— Paul Adam Trepanier