I believed that children were born from a hole between a woman's breasts. I thought the hole appeared over time, which was why I didn't have one.
A childhood belief about giving birth

others believed things like this
- I thought that to breastfeed, a woman had to poke a hole in her nipple (like the hole in a bottle nipple).— Imani B.
- I used to believe that if you dig a hole in the ground and put pepper in the hole, the ground would sneeze.— Cookie
- I had a little hole in the wall under my bed when I was little and I thought that Fraggles lived in there.....— Tina
- when i was 6 i thought girls peed out of there butt hole!— axel
- I used to believe that when two people married their children appeared out of the middle of nowhere.Anon
- When we were young, we used to call a woman's breasts, 'Hum Hums'— Steve Haughton