I used to think that "One, two, three times a lady"
was: "one, two, three times related"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that all my aunts were related to my mother and all my uncles were related to my father.— Mandy
- My Sister And I Used To Believe That If You Said Something 3 Times You Would Tern Into That.
— Jason - behind the times ment behind the newspaper!!!!!!!— Neon Anon
- I thought you could vote as many times as you want, not just once.— Lord Zedd
- When I was a child I used to believe that my cat would die because he fell seven times.Anon
- I used to believe that if you played a record too many times it would wear it out.— April