my older brother was a metalhead and taught me to sing along to "battery" by metallica. one line goes "hungry violence seeker, feeding off the weaker...", but i always thought it was "hunting bob seger". it made sense that the guys in metallica would think bob seger was a wussy.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe the Metallica song "Trapped Under Ice" said "I turned down the rice."— Erik Z.
- I thought an asylum seeker was a crazy person who checked in to an asylum on purpose.— Nate
- my friends mom used to sing "you talk sense" instead of utah saints.— nikki
- My brother told me that I would turn into a boy when I got older. It made me cry.— Sarah
- My older brother made me believe that wristwatches were powered by tiny Japanese men inside them.— Outsider
- My older brother once told me that Aussie shampoo was made from kangaroo pee. I avoided using it for years!— Annie