As a child I went to a prodestant church, but I used to tell people that I was a pedestrian.
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- I used to think that PEDESTRIAN was a religion— wilsob2700
- I used to think that church songs were pop music. Well, we did sing them in church every week...— Roxy
- My fiance was in church as a kid and he saw the Vicar of the church and asked his Mum if it was God.— Andys fiancee
- I used to think people were made of dirt and mayonnaise. I kind of rememeber picking this up at church.— julia
- When I was child I used to believe that people who die become ghosts and could see youAnon
- When I was a child I used to believe that people died in order of age.— Silvia Spinetti