I used to think people were made of dirt and mayonnaise. I kind of rememeber picking this up at church.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I used to think that the priest at church was JESUS.
He had a beard.... it made sense— Joe B - I used to think that church songs were pop music. Well, we did sing them in church every week...— Roxy
- As a child I went to a prodestant church, but I used to tell people that I was a pedestrian.— Megan
- My fiance was in church as a kid and he saw the Vicar of the church and asked his Mum if it was God.— Andys fiancee
- I thought that "heck" was a less horrible version of hell for people who were only KIND OF evil.— Oizys
- When I was young my mother told me that old people kind of shrink. I thought that they shrunk into babies.— dont know