I used to think the double yellow no-passing lines in the middle of the road were a bicycle lane, and I wondered why I never saw anyone riding their bike in it.
A childhood belief about road signs

others believed things like this
- I believed that the gap between the double yellow lines in the road was a special lane for motorcycles.— Joel
- I used to believe that the solid double yellow lines on highways were the motorcycle lane.— jeech
- Some sport cars have a double exhaust. I wondered why. Why would people want to pollute twice as much?— F*ck the environment?
- I used to think that the Eagle's song "Life in the Fast Lane" was actually "Pike in the Bass Lane."— Quilla
- No passing zones on the highway. How come we just kep passing those signs? — Colleen
- i used to believe that the "fast lane" actually had some sort of tracks on it that made you go faster.— erin