I used to believe God's first name was actually Peter, and he was just a normal guy really although everyone pretended otherwise. They would accidently let it slip in the last sentence of mass, when everyone was eager to get home: "Thanks Peter God"
A childhood belief about prayers
others believed things like this
- I used to believe the saying "thanks be to God" went "thanks, Peter God" - as if Peter was his first name :-)— Foz
- I used to believe that TV finished after Blue Peter.— Jen
- When I was younger, I seriously believed Peter Pan was real and would take me away to Neverland.Anon
- i thought that new disney peter pan song said "spread your legs" but its really "spread your wings"— shasta
- When I was a kid, I thought you could get arrested if you accidently walked into the wrong restroomAnon
- I am Catholic. I used to believe that the Father presenting the Mass was in fact God himself.— Lindsey