after watching roald dahl's "the witches" i used to believe my mother and every other female adult were out to eat me... they would all get together and swap recipes and decide whose child to have for dinner next at weekly meetings... i had a plan that upon capturement i would convince them somehow that i too was a witch and that my sister would make for better eating.
A childhood belief about family

others believed things like this
- I used to think that the starwars weekly comic wasn't very strong.. duh.— TAM
- When I was a child, I thought that grown-ups were adult.— Gloria
- at four, I thought my mother was female and me and my father were fee's Anon
- Because "transmogrify" has "mog" in it, I thought it meant "to swap cats".Anon
- That at meetings adults sat on plastic chairs surrounding a large piece of meatAnon
- When my brother was 5 I use to swap a $5.00 note for lots of coins because he thought that I had more money— MATT NEWTON