I used to believe a blowjob was when you blew kisses.
A childhood belief about oral sex

others believed things like this
- a blowjob is were a girl blew ur penis up after sex.......stupid i know.— james
- When I was 14 I asked my mum what a blowjob was and she said it was something you did with your hair!!Anon
- when i first heard the term, "blowjob" I thought it had to do with those Blow Pop suckers — :P
- I used to believe that freckles were angel kisses.Anon
- I used to believe that peoples ears grew so that when the world blew up we would be able to fly away.— Ears
- I used to think blow jobs were when you held a penis and blew on it. Of course this was when I was 12.— Marisa