when i was very young, i told my childless aunt and uncle that they should name their first kid "hammerhead-shark-fin-poopy-butt hund."
they're having twins this march.
A childhood belief about family

others believed things like this
- I used to think Uncle Ben and Aunt Jemima were a married couple. — l stu electtirc boogaloo
- the poopy man. he would pick your poop up when you flush— annie
- I used to believe that mosquito larvae were baby hammerhead sharks. Made the ditch a very dangerous place!— Karen
- I used to think that a "pool shark" was an actual shark that lived in a swimming poolAnon
- I used to think that your cousins are your cousins only until they're 21, then they become your aunt,or uncle!— AMILA
- Until I was well along in years I always thought our family was Irish because my dads birthday was March 17th— Gladys