i used to think "black dog" by led zeppelin started out like, "big-legged momma, see the way you moo."
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think "Led Zeppelin" was a solo artist or something and his name actually was "Led Zeppelin"— Charlie
- i used to think led zeppelin was one guy— pytinnyc
- I was sure that Led Zeppelin was the lead singer of the Rolling Stones.— dave
- I thought the line in the song "more than a woman" was "four-legged woman".— boo
- I thought black people were black because they drank chocolate milk. — Shelby
- When i was a child, i used to believe that when people ate black beans, they became black— Mar'ia Elena